You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Adam Sandler

Zohan Dvir

Emmanuelle Chriqui

Dalia Hakbarah

John Turturro

Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

Nick Swardson

Michael Klayman

Lainie Kazan

Gail Klayman

Rob Schneider

Salim Yousfobdal

Kevin Nealon

Kevin

Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey

Yamit Sol

Dorit

Adria Tennor

Kids' Salon Owner

Daoud Heidami

Nasi

Dave Matthews

James T. O'Skanlon

Charlotte Rae

Mrs. Greenhouse

Michael Buffer

Grant Walbridge

Ido Mosseri

Oori Shulimson

Sayed Badreya

Hamdi

Robert Smigel

Yosi

Ido Mor

Hassan

Norma Michaels

Older Lady in Salon

Danny A. Abeckaser

Ze'ev

Bunny Levine

Older Lady in Salon

Bruce Vilanch

Bruce Vilanch

John McEnroe

John McEnroe

Dina Doron

Zohan's Mother

Shelley Berman

Zohan's Father

Chris Rock

Taxi Driver

Alec Mapa

Claude

Ahmed Ahmed

Waleed

John Farley

Tom

Yossi Marshek

Pinchas

Guri Weinberg

Aharon

Mousa Kraish

Bashir

Reuven Bar-Yotam

Levi

Barry Livingston

Gray Kleibolt

Rick Gifford

Philip

Daniel Browning Smith

Real Estate Agent

Tyler Spindel

Doorman

Julia Lea Wolov

Mariah's Assistant

Dana Goodman

Mariah's Assistant

Bobby Tisdale

Skizzy

Herzl Tobey

Commander

Ori Pfeffer

Second Commander

Alex Luria

Koby

Guy Oseary

Avi

Dennis Dugan

Homeless Guy

Shulie Cowen

Debbie

Maysoon Zayid

Nadira

Helen Siff

Mrs. Skitzer

Anna Berger

Older Lady in Salon

Susan Grace

Older Lady in Salon

Phoebe Dorin

Older Lady in Salon

Lina So

Hip Salon Receptionist

Eloise DeJoria

Blonde at Salon

Blake Bertrand

Little Boy

Sidney Ganis

Doctor

Constance Barron

First Woman in Cab

Kathleen Noone

Second Woman in Cab

Christopher Innvar

Angry Tall Driver

Ray Garvey

Truck Driver

Jennifer De Minco

Arguing Female Customer

Edmund Lyndeck

Pharmacist

Kristina Haddad

Hamdi's Wife (voice)

Larry Marko

Phantom's Trainer

Anne Marie Howard

Reporter

Veerta Motiani

Beach Girl

Billy Concha

Kayaker

Marco Khan

Terrorist with Hand

Aesop Aquarian

Rabbi

Jordan Ashbrook

Hot Girl in Club

Moran Atias

Eti

Barbara Jean Barrielle

Cheerleader

Mike Batayeh

Fry Cook

Denise Bradley

Hackey Sack Enthusiast

Guile Branco

Isreali Soldier

Melanie Bulujian

Isreali Dancer

Monica Cabral

Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl

Kevin Cannon

Times Square Crazy Man

Ella Christopher

Phantom's Wife

Cheryl Cosenza

Ribbon Cutting Girl

Kendall Draughn

Picnic Girl

John Duerler

Electronic Store Customer

Ian Fisher

Disco Merchant

Leslie Garza

Disco Hip Girl

Nikki Giavasis

Waitress

Sharlene Grover

Isreali Soldier

Kevin James

Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge

Sam Kalidi

Amir

Rock Kohli

Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech

Mark Kubr

Criminal #3

Bernadette Lords

Businesswoman

Anthony Martins

Arab #3

Roni Meron

Hot Girl / Waitress

Bibiana Navas

Phantom's Wife

Christina Neferis

Hacky Sack Fan

Klavdia Ramnareine

The Hot Chick

Deborah Rombaut

Snooty French Girl at the Club

Sandra Rosko

Middle Eastern Girl

Jhennah Sinclaire

Dancer

Terrie Snell

Woman in Beauty Shop

Chris Spinelli

Angry Palestinian

Riley Thomas Stewart

Little Boy #2

Keana Texeira

Rock-throwing Girl

Gina Tleel

Shopper

Uzimann

Cafe Customer

Kevin van Doorslaer

Isreali Soldier

Holly Weber

Girlfriend

Molly Weiner

Salon Patron

Henry Winkler

Limousine Passenger

Saye Yabandeh

Girlfriend

Betty Murphy

Mrs. Haines

George Takei

George Takei

Dianne Perry Dowler

Phantom's Wife

Maite Garcia

Phantom's Wife (uncredited)

Sadie Sandler

Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)